But he also appeared in cult children’s series Knightmare, and wrote and appeared in ITV’s live Saturday morning TV series Gimme 5, supporting a puppet sheep called Nobby and two teenagers called Ant and Dec.
We received the list of guests on a Tuesday, wrote the sketches on Wednesday, travelled up to Newcastle, rehearsed the show on Friday, did it live and hungover on Saturday and by one O’clock we were waiting at Newcastle station for the train back to London. After a few shows Bill and Andy were starting to be recognised in the street. Bill took to wearing sunglasses for anonymity. Towards the end of the series we were on the platform for the London train, when we were spotted by a large throng of teenage girls who raced up the platform towards us. ‘Bill and Andy!’ they shouted. Bill took off his sunglasses since his disguise had clearly been rumbled. I had managed to locate a pen for autographs. ‘Bill and Andy!’
Bill acknowledged with a modest smile that we were in fact Bill and Andy.
‘Bill and Andy’ – the crowd had reached us. And breathlessly they asked, ‘Are Ant and Dec getting this train?’
‘No, no I don’t think so’, Bill admitted. The crowd dispersed instantly. He didn’t bother putting his sunglasses back on.